December 2010
33 posts
“I enjoy the realistic experience of clicking and dragging virtual pages back and...”
– Never a soul
“I enjoy the realistic experience of clicking and dragging virtual pages back and...”
– Never a soul
“Why would anyone want to skip this intro? I think I’ll watch it again.”
– Zero people
“Why would anyone want to skip this intro? I think I’ll watch it again.”
– Zero people
“My favorite thing about this restaurant is actually its nearly abandoned Twitter...”
– Zero people
“Oh wow. This waiting for this amazing splash page to finish loading is making my...”
– Not a Single Person Visiting your Restaurant’s Website
“I like that the fanciful font essentially makes the entire site a captcha. It...”
– Not a soul
“I like that the fanciful font essentially makes the entire site a captcha. It...”
– Not a soul
“Broken links tell me that this place really focuses its energy on its food, not...”
– Nobody, nowhere
“Broken links tell me that this place really focuses its energy on its food, not...”
– Nobody, nowhere
“It was like the restaurant was reading my goddamned mind when the website...”
– Not a soul
“It was like the restaurant was reading my goddamned mind when the website...”
– Not a soul
“Well of course hours will be located on the Contact Us page. I’d be...”
“I enjoy clicking on separate menu links to view the Appetizers, Salads, Meat...”
– Nobody
“Well of course hours will be located on the Contact Us page. I’d be...”
“I hope the phone number and address are actually images so I can’t copy...”
– No persons
“I like when the music blasts as soon as the site loads. It signals to everyone...”
– No one I know.
“I enjoy clicking on separate menu links to view the Appetizers, Salads, Meat...”
– Nobody
“I go to restaurant websites for the ambiance.”
– Anyone?
“I go restaurant websites for the ambiance.”
– Anyone you know?
“I wish this website would devote a lot more space and effort to a ‘welcome...”
– Not anyone
“A website taking forever to load because of too-big images and dopey animations...”
– No human being ever
“A website taking forever to load because of too-big images and dopey animations...”
– No human being ever
“I hope the phone number and address are actually images so I can’t copy...”
– No persons
“I wish this website would devote a lot more space and effort to a ‘welcome...”
– Not anyone
“I want to know about the personal life of the person who is preparing my food.”
– No one attending your restaurant
“I want to know about the personal life of the person who is preparing my food.”
– No one attending your restaurant
“My wife and I got married to that song.”
– No one
“I like to click on ‘location’ before I find out the address.”
– Nobody
“I prefer instantly outdated ‘pizazz’ over the ability to make a...”
– No carbon-based life form
“Who needs the phone number of a restaurant when you could be enjoying stock...”
– Zero people in the history of time
“I love downloading PDFs. Even if the menu is totally out of date, it’s...”
– Absolutely no one.
“If the flash animation is sick enough, I don’t mind if it crashes my...”
– No people 