Feb
18
“Yay! The link keeps *bouncing*! I love that trying to enter your website is a fun game.”
Never said about restaurant websites
Please stop obscuring your food with horrible websites.
Feb
17
“Thank you for making your site entirely in Flash so that you make it clear as day that you have no interest in serving tourists and our iPhones.”
Feb
16
“It seems like someone at some point thought about why a person would visit this website.”
Absence of personhood
Feb
15
“I’m sure at least one person has watched this website intro.”
Absolute zero
Feb
14
“Yes, I would love to call you to find out if my apartment is within your delivery zone, having a map on your website would be much too impersonal.”
Feb
10
“Good to know that your site is still under construction. I’m also glad you didn’t strain anything trying to publish your phone number along with that critical status update. Baby steps!”
nobody I can even imagine
“Really, it no problem at all for me to email you for your current menu. That’s totally what I felt like doing right now.”
Feb
9
“Man, I really enjoy being forced to load up Adobe Acrobat to read this restaurant’s menu.”
“It’s really helpful that you put every preparation style in quotation marks. I like the visual cue that yours is an ironic take on a classic dish. “Thank” you.”
Feb
8
“I was wondering if this place had an atmosphere of murmuring patrons and clinking dishes. Thanks to the sound effects on this website, now I know!”
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