Never said about restaurant websites

"Dinner is much more fun when I have no idea if you’ll be open when I get there."

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 14:18:45 -0500

“Dinner is much more fun when I have no idea if you’ll be open when I get there.”

- jorf darvis

"The lorem ipsum looks good."

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 12:00:07 -0500

“The lorem ipsum looks good.”

"Thanks for making your menu an automatic download of a PDF. I treasure the ability to print copies..."

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500

“Thanks for making your menu an automatic download of a PDF. I treasure the ability to print copies any time I want without going back to your site.”

- The Tooth Fairy

"Thanks for letting me know that I could have saved a dollar by printing your Grand Opening coupon..."

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500

“Thanks for letting me know that I could have saved a dollar by printing your Grand Opening coupon two years ago when you had your grand opening.”

- Someone who hates saving money.

"It is so cool that your online drinks menu simulates the experience of flipping through a 20-page..."

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 12:00:06 -0500

“It is so cool that your online drinks menu simulates the experience of flipping through a 20-page cocktail menu book, rather than simply listing all the cocktails on one page (booo-ring!)! The interactive experience was well worth the 5-minute wait for the Flash to load.”

"Oh, you’ve called your pasta section “pastabilities?” HAHAHAHAHAH!"

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500

“Oh, you’ve called your pasta section “pastabilities?” HAHAHAHAHAH!”

"I’m still waiting with baited breath for you to answer the email I sent to..."

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500

“I’m still waiting with baited breath for you to answer the email I sent to yourrestaurant_yourcity@some.obscure.subdomain.or.public.email.server.net. I’m sure you check your mail at least once a shift.”

- the guy who still can’t find your menu online

"This website is immensely helpful because they split every category of their menu into separate web..."

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 12:00:06 -0500

““This website is immensely helpful because they split every category of their menu into separate web pages! I get confused when there are different types of food items next to each other on one page.””

"I want this music to play forever."

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:35:30 -0500

“I want this music to play forever.”

- Not I

"I came here for something other than your menu."

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 12:00:06 -0500

“I came here for something other than your menu.”

- No one

"Yay! The link keeps bouncing! I love that trying to enter your website is a fun game."

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 12:00:06 -0500

“Yay! The link keeps *bouncing*! I love that trying to enter your website is a fun game.”

"Thank you for making your site entirely in Flash so that you make it clear as day that you have no..."

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500

“Thank you for making your site entirely in Flash so that you make it clear as day that you have no interest in serving tourists and our iPhones.”

"It seems like someone at some point thought about why a person would visit this website."

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500

“It seems like someone at some point thought about why a person would visit this website.”

- Absence of personhood

"I’m sure at least one person has watched this website intro."

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500

“I’m sure at least one person has watched this website intro.”

- Absolute zero

"Yes, I would love to call you to find out if my apartment is within your delivery zone, having a map..."

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:50:50 -0500

“Yes, I would love to call you to find out if my apartment is within your delivery zone, having a map on your website would be much too impersonal.”

"Good to know that your site is still under construction. I’m also glad you didn’t strain anything..."

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:20:06 -0500

“Good to know that your site is still under construction. I’m also glad you didn’t strain anything trying to publish your phone number along with that critical status update. Baby steps!”

- nobody I can even imagine

"Really, it no problem at all for me to email you for your current menu. That’s totally what I..."

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 10:40:06 -0500

“Really, it no problem at all for me to email you for your current menu. That’s totally what I felt like doing right now.”

"Man, I really enjoy being forced to load up Adobe Acrobat to read this restaurant’s menu."

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 13:20:06 -0500

“Man, I really enjoy being forced to load up Adobe Acrobat to read this restaurant’s menu.”

"It’s really helpful that you put every preparation style in quotation marks. I like the visual..."

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 10:40:06 -0500

“It’s really helpful that you put every preparation style in quotation marks. I like the visual cue that yours is an ironic take on a classic dish. “Thank” you.”

"I was wondering if this place had an atmosphere of murmuring patrons and clinking dishes. Thanks to..."

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 13:20:07 -0500

“I was wondering if this place had an atmosphere of murmuring patrons and clinking dishes. Thanks to the sound effects on this website, now I know!”